27 Dec 2012, 8:08 pm

        Untitled by Tiamari

        Thinking ahead

        A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
        Officer: May I see your driver's license?
        Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
        Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
        Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
        Officer: The car is stolen?
        Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
        Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
        Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
        Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
        Driver: Yes, sir.
        Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the situation:
        Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
        Driver: Sure, Here it is.
        It was valid.
        Captain: Whose car is this?
        Driver: It's mine officer, here's the owner' card.
        The driver owned the car.
        Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
        Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
        Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
        Captain: Would you mind opening the trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
        Driver: No problem.
        Trunk is opened; no body.
        Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
        Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying b*****d told you I was speeding too.

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