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        27 Dec 2012, 8:08 pm

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        Q: Why do little boys whine?

        A: They are practicing to be men.



        Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?

        A: Trustworthy.



        Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?

        A: You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.



        Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?

        A: To stop the snoring before it starts.



        Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?

        A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.



        Q: What is the difference between men and women?

        A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
        A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.



        Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

        A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"

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