27 Dec 2012, 8:08 pm

        Untitled by Tiamari

        There are four kinds of sex:
        HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.
        BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.
        HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "FUCK YOU"
        COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.

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