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        27 Dec 2012, 8:08 pm

        Untitled by Tiamari

        A blind man walks into a bar, makes his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender. "Hey, You wanna hear a blonde joke?"

        The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair that you should know five things.

        Number One. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

        Number Two. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

        Number Three. I'm a six-foot-tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

        Number Four. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

        Number Five. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

        She concludes by smugly asking, "Now think about it seriously, mister.
        Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

        The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five fucking times."

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